The 'Carl Lewis' Hustle

One day during the mid 90's, this man walked into the bar & said "You're not gonna believe this, but I've just been in a terrible car crash!" Trembling with apparent shock, he ordered a double Jack Daniels & as it was put down in front of him, he ordered pint of Scrumpy Jack, which was at the opposite end of the bar, to go with it. As his pint was being poured, he flung the Jack Daniels down his neck and laughing like a true loon, pegged it for the door. Neat hustle - if you're Carl Lewis? This dude was more than neat. He came back & pulled the same shit with a different member of staff the very next day! Neat hustle.